Need A Pick Me Up?

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Everyone has those days where you need a little pick me up.

So, I've taken it upon myself on this lovely Wednesday to give you your mid-week pick me up.

And by mid-week pick me up, I mean that even if your day is going terribly, you probably haven't hit rock bottom quite like the people listed below.

If you're having one of those days, never fear! Your day is not as bad as you think it is. And I'm about to prove it.

if you're having a bad day, just remember:

 You didn't score an own goal in the World Cup. Oh, and it was the first goal in the first game of the                   World Cup that was held in your country. Yikes.

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 You didn't take a picture with Justin Bieber (and later find out he was more excited to go to jail than to             pose with you.)

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 Your Twitter background isn't a collage of yourself. (There's loving yourself, and then there's this.)

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 You didn't have to stand next to Taylor Swift at an awards ceremony and have the nation question your           masculinity because she made you look anything but 5'5.

      (This could also totally be: You didn't have to stand next to Bruno Mars at an awards ceremony and                  look like a towering giant.)

 If you don't live in Texas, you don't have to wear oven mitts while you drive to avoid third degree burns.            (Yes, this is me. Yes, I'm wearing oven mitts. No, I'm not asking for you judgement.) 

 Russell Wilson, Seattle's quarterback, went to a Peyton Manning camp when he was in high school. 
        He then proceeded to beat Manning and the Broncos at the last super bowl.

I bet Peyton Manning regretted sharing his secrets as Wilson held the Vince Lombardi Trophy. 

 Your name isn't commonly mistaken for food orders or a Microsoft Word Font. (Or maybe it is, in that               case, my condolences.) 

 You didn't underestimate a puddle on the way to your office.

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 You didn't create and then have your girlfriend leave you for someone she found on your                new website.

 You didn't get a tattoo that says 'YOLO'. (Contrary to popular belief 'YOLO' is not an excuse to get                      dumb tattoos.) 

Feeling any better? No? Don't worry, I saved the absolute best for last!

If you're having a bad day, just remember:

Today is June 25th. Today is half Christmas. This means that Christmas is only 6 short months away. I don't think anything can improve a day quite like the prospect of Christmas. Have a beautiful Wednesday!

How's your week been?
What do you do when you're having a bad day?
Do you celebrate half-Christmas?

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  1. Hahahah this totally made my day. Thanks for the laughs ;)!

    1. Aw I'm so happy that I made you laugh through the internet! I hope the rest of your day is amazing! xx

  2. I laughed so hard at all of these - especially the puddle! Thank you so much for this, Katherine :D

  3. Feeling better. ;) This is wonderful. Oven mitts though?? That's crazy!!

  4. hahaha this post is hilarious! Totally put a smile on my face :)

  5. This made me smile! And it's true: everything is relative. We are all on our own journeys :)

  6. Oh shoot I can't believe I missed half Christmas! You driving around with oven mitts on---priceless!!! haha!!!

  7. HAHAHA OMG the oven mitts, I just love you. I am so disappointed in Zac Efrons tattoo...that just took him from a 10 to an 8 on the hottness scale! SAD!

  8. Hahaha this is the best best post ever! I was already having a great day but you just made it even better!
    I totally celebrate half Christmas, as well as quarter Christmas, and sometimes even sixth (?) Christmas ("only ten months until Christmas!!! I need to start thinking of gifts!" you know how it goes ;) ). I'm so glad someone else shares my enthusiasm for the best time of the year! :) I hope you're having an amazing weekend!

  9. Oh my goodness, I laughed so hard when I read this! That's hilarious! I'm another Christmas countdown nerd! Every time it is the 24th or 25th of the month, I start counting how many months until Christmas! I also start listening to Christmas music in September or October. It's never too early!

  10. Cute post! And your poor hands :(!

  11. Your posts are seriously the best! I will admit I've never celebrated half Christmas... but I might need to start doing that :) And did Zac Efron really get that tattoo?!?! Ugh.

  12. Aw, I really needed this today! But wow can we talk about how tall Taylor Swift is next to Bruno Mars? It has to be a perspective thing right?


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